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Sam and Joe

Posted by kioel on May 30, 2011 at 8:38 PM Comments comments (0)

Sam and Joe were astronauts.

There was once a very dangerous trip and the more experienced astronauts knew there was only a small chance of coming back alive. Sam and Joe, however, thought it would be exciting though a little dangerous. “We’re the best men for the job,” they said to the boss. “They’re the last people I’d trust,” thought the boss. Then they were in space, Joe had to go outside to make some repairs. Sam was too tired so he fell into sleep. When he was dreaming that he got a piece of rolex replica watch from an E.T.,the repairs were done by Joe. Joe tried to get back inside the spaceship.

But the door was locked. He knocked but there was no answer. He knocked again, louder this time, and again no answer came. Then he hit the door as hard as he could and finally Sam woke up and thought the E.T. was coming here to send him the rolex. So he imagined what the replica watch looked like and said, “Who’s there?” “It’s me! Who else could it be?” shouted Joe. Sam let him in all right but you can imagine that Joe never asked to go on a trip with Sam again!

My Scales Are All Right

Posted by kioel on May 12, 2011 at 10:35 PM Comments comments (0)

           The telephone rang while Mrs. Hunt was cooking lunch. Her son Bruce went to answer it while he was wearing his replica watch he came back with a bag in his hand. Mrs. Hunt weighed the bananas and found they were half a kilo short. She took the bag to the shopkeeper and said, “I sent my little son for two kilos of bananas, but you gave him only one and a half kilos!” “Have you weighed your little son yet, madam?” asked the shopkeeper, “My scales are all right!”

The Police Man Who Made a Mistake

Posted by kioel on May 12, 2011 at 4:17 AM Comments comments (0)

        An old man was going home late one night with his horse and cart after a day’s hard work. He bought a piece of gucci replica watch to his wife. When he was not far from his family, the light on the cart went out. He tried but could not mend it. He was near his home, and so he went along the road without a light. When a police saw this and his gucci, he stopped the old carter. “Where is your light?” asked the policeman. “No man may take a cart with a high quality replica watch along the road at night without a light. You know that. You have broken the law. “I had a light, but it has just gone out,” said the old man. “I don’t believe that story,” said the policeman. He took out a book and got ready to write. “My home is just there. You can see it from here. I had a light nearly the whole way. I haven’t come far without a light.” “You came all the way without a light. What’s your name?” the carter quickly took the policeman’s hand and put it down on top of the light. The light was still hot and burnt the policeman’s hand. “Now, what do you think?” said the carter. “Did I come all the way without a light?”

Thinking about the Match

Posted by kioel on May 12, 2011 at 4:17 AM Comments comments (0)

         The writer had a quick breakfast and worn his rolex replica watch then he went to school. He found it difficult to work in class because he kept on thinking about the match in the afternoon. He looked the rolex again and again. School ended a little earlier. Their team was playing against the team from No.64 Middle Schools. The team from No.64 Middle School was very big and strong, and the writer’s team felt a little afraid of them. Their team was neither very big nor very strong. But they were sure they were a good team and they could beat the other team because they could play together very well. The other team had some very good players, but they didn’t have very good teamwork. The writer can imagine that the judgment was looking at his replica watch and piped, then the writer’s team wined with the happy cheering.

ItĀ?s built on the Field

Posted by kioel on May 12, 2011 at 4:17 AM Comments comments (0)

     Mrs. Smith often felt lonely when her husband went to work. The room was small and she always spent only half an hour tidying it.She couldn’t get up early in the morning, so Mr. Smith had to cook breakfast himself. She usually had some bread and milk for lunch and only cooked supper for herself and her husband. They had no television. Mr. Smith always went to bed at nine. It was a winter morning. The sun was shining and it was warmer outside than it in the room.The woman sat on the step of a replica watch shop, looking at the busy traffic. At that moment, a man with a cheap fake rolex replica in his hand was coming towards her to ask the way to the hospital. She had to tell the way to him and showed her newly bought gucci replica watch then she said, "I think you’ve been in a city for the first time. It’s much more beautiful than the field. Is that right? " "Yes, madam, " said the farmer with a smile."But I think it is built on the field!”

The Story of Finding Father

Posted by kioel on May 12, 2011 at 4:17 AM Comments comments (0)

          John lived with her mother when he was young. He didn’t know who his father was. The woman did some washing for the rich and could buy only some bread for her son. So the boy was short and thin. One cold morning there was much snow in the streets. A car knocked the woman down and the policemen took her to the hospital. She didn’t tell John that his father deserted her before he was born until she died. She left her son the name and address of his father and a piece of gucci replica watch sent by his father. John brought his the gucci to found his father, Mr. Brown, in another city. He was one of the richest shopkeepers and he had to receive his son. From then John ate all kinds of delicious food and wore beautiful clothes and exact replica watches. His father wanted to give him a good life.

DonĀ?t Be Troubled By a Polite Request

Posted by kioel on May 12, 2011 at 4:17 AM Comments comments (0)

          If you park your car in the wrong place, a traffic policeman will soon find it. You will be very lucky if he lets you go without a ticket. However, this does not always happen. Traffic police are sometimes very polite. During a holiday in Sweden, after shopping in the gucci replica watch, I took my new gucci to may car. Then I found this note on my car: “Sir, we welcome you to our city. This is a ‘No Parking’ area. You will enjoy your stay here if you pay attention to our street signs. This note is only a reminder.” If you receive a request like this, you cannot fail to obey it! My happy emotion of having the new replica watch was suddenly gone. I have to pay 200 Yuan for my careless. So we all should carefully obey the traffic rule. Don’t be troubled by a polite request.

One Man in a Boat

Posted by kioel on May 12, 2011 at 4:17 AM Comments comments (0)

        Fishing is my favorite sport. I often fish for hours without catching anything. But this does not worry me. During fishing, I never looked at my rolex replica watch. Some fishermen are unlucky. Instead of catching fish, they catch old boots and rubbish. I am even less lucky. I never catch anything ---- not even old boots. After having spent whole mornings on the river, I always go home with an empty bag. ‘You must give up fishing!’ my friends say, “It's a waste of time.” But they don't realize one important thing. I'm not really interested in fishing. I am only interested in sitting in a boat and doing nothing at all! I don’t need to check my rolex to make sure if I was late. So many times, I don’t like to wear my replica watch with me during fishing. I can just sit there to enjoy the scene, the sunshine and the fresh air.

Not for Jazz

Posted by kioel on May 12, 2011 at 4:17 AM Comments comments (0)

       We have an old musical instrument. It is called a clavichord. It was made in Germany in 1681. Our clavichord is kept in the living room where I put the many things like my gucci replica watch, baby toys and any other things. It has belonged to our family for many years before I bought my gucci watch. The instrument was bought by my grandfather many years ago. Recently it was damaged by a visitor. She tried to play jazz on it! She struck the keys too hard and her replica watch rushed two of the strings and they were broken. My father was shocked. Now we are not allowed to touch it. It is being repaired by a friend of my father's. Since then, my father swept it every day. My mother uses a white cloth to cover it. We all like it very much especially my father. It belongs to everyone of my family.

Not for Jazz

Posted by kioel on May 12, 2011 at 4:17 AM Comments comments (0)

       We have an old musical instrument. It is called a clavichord. It was made in Germany in 1681. Our clavichord is kept in the living room where I put the many things like my gucci replica watch, baby toys and any other things. It has belonged to our family for many years before I bought my gucci watch. The instrument was bought by my grandfather many years ago. Recently it was damaged by a visitor. She tried to play jazz on it! She struck the keys too hard and her replica watch rushed two of the strings and they were broken. My father was shocked. Now we are not allowed to touch it. It is being repaired by a friend of my father's. Since then, my father swept it every day. My mother uses a white cloth to cover it. We all like it very much especially my father. It belongs to everyone of my family.


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